(Source: you-are-my-panda)
you’d think i’d be used to this kind of shit by now but neopets never ceases to amaze me
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
(Source: yourenotaheroyourealiar)
someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
(Source: skinnyyyboness)
(Source: oomshi)
My adventures as a mayor.
u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right
(Source: keepingupwiththegifs)
a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!
(Source: ericnally)
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
Cotton eyed joe
ive actually been waiting for this all my life
